A Woman Places An Ad In The Local Newspaper. “Looking For A Man With Three
Qualifications: Won’t Beat Me Up, Won’t Run Away From Me, And Is Great In Bed.” Two
Days Later Her Doorbell Rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I Have No Arms So I Won’t Beat You, And
No Legs So I Won’t Run Away.” “What Makes You Think You Are Great In Bed?” The
Woman Retorts. Tim Replies, “I Rang The Doorbell, Didn’t I?”