A Woman Shoots Her Husband

A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean

Floor… A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls

the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman

shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just

mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not

yet. The floor’s still wet.” – Rose

Mattix, Decatur, Illinois

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