A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors
high with another man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot
and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have s**
with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have s** now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period,
so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I am so horny,
I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking. The man started
talking in a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM
ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working properly…
I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized
that he was on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…”