A young man goes to see his doctor… The doctor greets him, noticing the look of concern on his patient’s face. He then asks what brings the young man in today. “Doc,
I don’t know what to do. I’m experiencing very strange farts and I’m getting freaked out by it. I need your help,” the man says. The doctor reassures him and begins to
explain that the human body can give clues to illness. He begins checking the patient’s abdomen for signs of gastrointestinal distress. As the doctor starts to explain that
flatulence smells different based on more than just diet, the patient cuts him off, “No, doc. When I fart, it sounds like my asshole is saying ‘Honda’. It’s not a joke. It sounds
clear as day and is unmistakable. I need help!” The doctor tells him to sit tight while he goes to check something.
20 minutes later, the doctor returns and tells the patient to strip down for a full examination. The patient complies and is immediately and systematically examined.
The doctor goes over every square inch of his patient’s body, occasionally poking or squeezing and asking if he feels any discomfort. After finishing the head-to-toe check
and finding nothing, the doctor begins pacing. The patient watches the doctor walking back and forth, clearly racking his brain to solve the problem. Suddenly, the doctor
snaps his head up and looks back at his patient. He grabs a tongue depressor, turns to the patient and tells him, “Say Aaaahhhh.” After a moment of checking his patient’s
mouth, he says, “There it is! Young man, you have an abscess. Schedule an appointment with your dentist ASAP.” “An abscess?” the patient asks. “How would an
abscess in my mouth cause the problem?” The doctor looks at him and says, “Abscess makes the fart go ‘Honda’.”