an english teacher goes into a butcher shop funny story

A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do

about it? He said he’d offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day

the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, “I’ll be 16 tomorrow.” “I know,” said the butcher with a smile, “I’ve been

counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face.” When the boy

arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, “Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for th

e last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!”