A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realise both of there wedding anniverserys are the next day. Poor man,
“What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversery
?” Rich man, “I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring.”
Poor man, “What made you choose those gifts?”
Rich man, “She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car… ” The poor, “Man nodds in agreement.”
Rich man, “What did you get your wife?” Poor man,
“I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo.” Rich man, “Why did you choose those gifts?” Poor man, ” Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f**ck herself.”