A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, […]
A blonde was summoned to court to appear
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand “I don’t mind answering the question.” […]
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman […]