Beds to lay in at a homeless

Due to a shortage of beds to lay in at a homeless

shelter, three men were set to be laying together

in a California King sized mattress. That night,

the three go to bed.


They wake up the next morning to the alarm

clock going off, waking the three up.


The man on the left says, “Hmm, I had the

oddest dream. I had a dream that I was being

given a handjob.”


The man on the right says, “Yeah. Me, too.”


The man in the center says, “Hmm, that’s weird. I dreamed I was skiing.”