A police officer in a small town
A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street. The driver said he could explain why he was speeding, but the…
On the first night of their honeymoon
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is…
Donkey and dog for a long journey
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to…
Johnny brought home
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son…
A rabbit opens a public musical toilet
A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would…
A woman receives a call from the police
One night, a woman receives a call from the police. They tell her that her husband was murdered, and she should come to the crime scene as…
Twin sisters just turning one hundred years
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a Nursing Home and the editor of the local paper, told a photographer to get…
Fly sitting on a lawnmower handle
Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house,…
The Little Rascal’s Class Were Having
The Little Rascal’s Class Were Having A Spelling Test. The Teacher Asks If Anyone Can The Word “Admire” In A Sentence. Spanky Raises His Hand And Says,…
Lady was driving on the Highway
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she…