A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of […]
Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well señora, […]
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. […]
The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when […]
My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if […]
A sunday school teacher was telling his students the story of Zakias Climbing the the sycomore tree. In telling the story he forgot the name of the tree that Zakias climbed to see Jesus so he decided to go with mango tree hoping that the school children would not notice […]
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman “Please go!” The woman, who was newly married, lived with her mother-in-law When her mother-in-law heard her refusing alms to […]
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her […]
A man’s wife had a bad dream. She woke up and got scared and started crying. Her husband trying to keep her calm and make her comfortable. HUSBAND: Why in the world are you crying anyways? WIFE: I dreamt a rich man kidnapped me from you. HUSBAND: It was just […]
“Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city. Perturbed, his mother […]
