There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk. One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me. After a while one of the first two turns […]
The new farmer down the road says
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when the new farmer down the road says that his truck ran into a ditch and killed 2,003 pigs. He sends […]
A little girl says Grandpa
A little girl says Grandpa can I sit on your lap?” “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like […]
There are three women
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, […]
A local man is very excited to see the magic
With the circus in town a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the […]
Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said
Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said, ‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!’ ‘ Why?’ Paddy asked. ‘ Because,’ said Mick, ‘all the street was sniggering when they saw you two making love yesterday.’ Mick said, ‘Nosey buggers, well […]
Herm is 85 years old and retired
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female. The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?” Herman says, […]
A man was out driving in his car when
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it. He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got […]
A little boy said to a little girl
A little boy said to a little girl: – I’m your BF !The little girl asked: – What is BF ?The boy laughed and answered: – That means Best Friend. They later dated, the young man said to the girl:– I am your BF ! The girl leaned lightly on […]
A big city lawyer went duck hunting
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what […]