The young waitress went to the Head Waiter and said, “I’m not going to serve that cheeky devil over there.” “Why not?” “Well, he asked for French salad and when I said ‘What’s that?’ he said, ‘It’s the same as any other salad, only you serve it without dressing.’”
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a […]
Husband & wife went to Jerusalem and the Wife died there. Priest: “Sending her body home would cost you $10000…. but… burial here at this holy city would cost just $100″. Man: “I’ll take the body home!!!” Priest: “Why the costly option? You must really love your wife a lot” […]
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus.He’s got spiked, multi-colored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags.His legs are bare and he’s wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright […]
A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges. “I will grant you three wishes,” intones […]
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!Why?Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I […]
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’ Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’ Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’ Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were […]
A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because… … of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally, the old girl passed away. On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed […]
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.“What happened to your feet?” his wife asked. “I had a childhood disease called Tolio.”“Don’t you mean […]
A runaway man from prison that was sentenced for life, has stayed in for 25 years. While trying to find a place to hide, he enters a newlywed’s house, ties the man in a chair in a corner of the room and ties the woman in the bed. He climbs […]
