Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?” “Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied. “Well, I was […]
On a hot Friday morning, a wealthy father took his son on a trip in the suburban areas to show his son what it’s like to be poor. They spend few days on a farm with a family that could be considered a ”poor family.” The father had to return […]
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest: The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. […]
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u […]
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman […]
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does […]
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at home Unfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to catastrophic weather condition. The couple finally made their way to the lifeboat area but there was only space for one person left The man […]
A chemistry professor wanted to teach the 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the […]
A grad student, a postZdoc, and a professor are walkingthrough a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a!Genie!comes!out!in!a!puff!of!smoke.!The!Genie!says,!”I!usually!only!grant!three!wishes,!so!I’ll!give!each!of!you!just!one.”!“Me!first!!Me!first!”!says!the!grad!student.!”I!want!to!be!in!the!Bahamas,!driving!a!speedboat!with!a!gorgeous!woman!who!sunbathes!topless.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“Me!next!!Me!next!”!says!the!postZdoc.!”I!want!to!be!in!Hawaii,!relaxing!on!the!beach!with!a!professional!hula!dancer!on!one!side!and!a!Mai!Tai!on!the!other.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“You’re!next,”!the!Genie!says!to!the!professor.!The!professor!says,!”I!want!those!guys!back!in!the!lab!after!lunch.”
A man’s wife had a bad dream. She woke up and got scared and started crying. Her husband trying to keep her calm and make her comfortable. HUSBAND: Why in the world are you crying anyways? WIFE: I dreamt a rich man kidnapped me from you. HUSBAND: It was just […]
