Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?” “Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied. “Well, I was […]
A professor are walking through a city park
A grad student, a postZdoc, and a professor are walkingthrough a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a!Genie!comes!out!in!a!puff!of!smoke.!The!Genie!says,!”I!usually!only!grant!three!wishes,!so!I’ll!give!each!of!you!just!one.”!“Me!first!!Me!first!”!says!the!grad!student.!”I!want!to!be!in!the!Bahamas,!driving!a!speedboat!with!a!gorgeous!woman!who!sunbathes!topless.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“Me!next!!Me!next!”!says!the!postZdoc.!”I!want!to!be!in!Hawaii,!relaxing!on!the!beach!with!a!professional!hula!dancer!on!one!side!and!a!Mai!Tai!on!the!other.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“You’re!next,”!the!Genie!says!to!the!professor.!The!professor!says,!”I!want!those!guys!back!in!the!lab!after!lunch.”