The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or […]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. “Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black […]
A man approaches a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and says, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” asked the beautiful woman. To which the man replied, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful […]
Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair? Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long. Husband: Then don’t cut them. Wife: But nowadays short hair is very much in style.Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: My friends say short hair […]
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “When does life begin”. The priest said in the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 “Before I formed […]
Three bulls were standing around the farmyard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull. The first bull, the biggest and strongest of the group, says “He’s in for a surprise when he gets here. I’ll be damned if he thinks he can take any […]
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit […]
Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, “Pass the […]
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached a tunnel, the conductor hurriedly walked through the coaches warning passengers, “Tunnel ahead. Look out!” The blonde quickly stuck her head out the window, […]
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights […]
