Category: Jokes

A gorilla walks into a bar

A gorilla walks into a bar

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too […]

A panda walks into a bar

A panda walks into a bar

A panda walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?” The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.” “So what would you like to eat?” “I’ll just take the fries.” The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will […]

A young bride and groom

A young bride and groom

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.“Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?” With a fatherly smile, the […]