A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender. He says, “You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?” The bartender turns to the band and yells, […]
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95. Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95.Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced […]