Crazy people is in the air

A plane full of crazy people is in the air.

One guy goes in to the cockpit and asks the pilot

to teach him how to fly. The pilot says if you can

get everyone back there quite I will teach you.

A few minutes later the guy comes back and said

they are quite now. The pilot asked how did you

get them quite, the guy says, I just told them all to go play outside.