A few months after his parents were divorced,
little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw
her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man,
I need a man!” Over the next couple of months,
he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came
home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked
into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny
ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself
on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,
“Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”