A few months after his parents were divorced – Funny Story

A few months after his parents were divorced,

little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw

her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man,

I need a man!” Over the next couple of months,

he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came

home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked

into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny

ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself

on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,

“Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”