A lady goes to the doctor and complains – Funny Jokes

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband

is losing interest in s**. The doctor gives her a pill,

but warns her that it’s still experimental.

He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner,

so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s

back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked

great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five

minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and

dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes

off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill

was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for

any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never

going back to that restaurant anyway.”