A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences
between the s****, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,
“Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true,
and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back
with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that
with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”