A Marine was going in for his physical.
He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend.
After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids.
He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the
table in a paper outfit.
The DR came in.
After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he
had an active s** life.
Straight-faced, the Marine answered. “Yes, Sir.’
Asked how often, the Marine thought, “I cannot honestly
answer that question, Sir.”
Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, “Why not?”
Smiling the Marine stated. “One of the samples that were
needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to
help me. Would that count?”
The DR. signed the paperwork.
Walked out of the office saying, “Get dressed. You’re fine.”