Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home.
Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend
wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so
your hand will burn.”
Next day her mom asked her daughter: “Had you a good day?”
The blonde answered: “It was the best day in my life
because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: ‘There
is a hot oven and your hand would damage!’ But he urged me
that I’ve one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times
he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in
my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not.”