There was three guys a s** addict a weed addict and a
alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil.
The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room
with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any
of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth.
So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins,
the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed.
1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he
comes out saying “Aww my dick hurts I’m never having s** again”,
poof back to earth.
Open the alcoholic room and he say “Im never having beer”,
and gets sent back to Earth.
Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room
and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the
face and says “you forgot my lighter bitch!”