A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant…
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant.
As their order arrives, the wife looks around and
notices every table has a couple having a romantic
candlelight dinner date.
The man on the table to her right says to his date,
“pass me the sugar, my sweet Sugar”
The man on the table to her left says to his
date, “pass me the honey, my sweet Honey”
She asks her husband, “Look at all these men,
why aren’t you romantic with me like this?”
The husband looks her deeply into her eyes and
says with his most romantic voice,
“Pass me the pork, my fat pig”