A lady at the coffee machine

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close

to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath

of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore,

takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel

department and asks to file a sexual harassment

grievance against him.


The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled,

and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker

telling you your hair smells nice?”


The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”