A man and his wife shower together.
The husband puts his hand on her breast and says,
“These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you
could walk around without a bra for me.”
Then the husband pats her butt and says,
“This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could
walk around without panties for me.”
The wife turns around to her husband, grabs
his groin and says, “This is nice, but if it was
a little bigger, I wouldn’t need your brother.”