The young fellow is about to marry and asks his
grandfather how often a married couple should have s**.
His grandfather tells him, “When you first get
married, you want it all the time, maybe several times
a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older,
you have s** maybe once a month. When you get really
old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on
your anniversary.”
The young fellow asks, “How about you and Grandma?”
His grandfather replies, “Oh, we just have oral
s** now. She goes into her bedroom and
I go into my bedroom. She yells, ‘Fk you,’ and I holler back, ‘Fk you, too!'”