A husband and wife go shopping for Xmas presents.
After a couple of hours of scouring the shelves
at the big department store, the wife realised she
couldn’t see her husband anywhere. She phoned
him to find out where he is.
“Sorry dear, I wanted to go and get you a surprise
Xmas present” explains her husband.
”Oh that’s ok darling, where are you now”
says the wife, pleased her husband could be so thoughtful.
”well do you remember the jewellers where you saw
that $10,000 diamond ring that I said I might get for you one day?” husband says.
The wife, getting a little emotional, says with her
voice breaking a little bit ”oh darling yes I do”
”Great!” says the husband. ”I’m in the pub next door to that”