A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house.
Every time the host needed something, he
preceded his request to his wife by calling her
“My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really
nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep
saying those little pet names.”
The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”