There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but
he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest.
First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife.
The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them.
the guy goes good, good.
The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong
balls. He says, “Wow that will be hard to beat.”
Then the 3 girl comes back all bloody and bruised
and is holding 2 big bloody things.
The guy says, “What are those, I said ping pong balls.”
“Oh,”Says the 3 girl, “I thought you said King Kong’s balls.”