He knows his wife don’t like it when he drinks,
so he sneaks his way to the bathroom so he can piss.
When he opens the bathroom door, the light
automatically turns on. He finds it odd, since he
didn’t buy any automated lights or something like that.
He thinks that maybe his wife had installed
the lights while he was in the bar, but it would
be improbable for him to not see that she bought them.
He thinks that maybe he entered the wrong house,
but quickly looks outside the bathroom to see that this
wasn’t the case. He thinks that maybe he was getting
crazy, but thinking about this gave him goosebumps.
In the end, he concludes that he is too drunk to
think anything, so he piss and goes to sleep.
He enters his room, lay in the bed with his wife,
and tries to sleep, but the mistery of how his bathroom
had an automatic light was too much for him,
so he wakes up his wife to ask her.
After explaining what happened, his wife,
who had a sleepy and confused face at first,
puts on a really angry face and start yelling at him:
“YOU DRUNK BASTARD, DID YOU PISS IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN?”