Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted
to know how her husband would react if she
left without telling him where she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying
she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore.
After writing the letter, she put it on the table
in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to
hide until her husband got home.
When he eventually came back home,
he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked
up the pen and added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes
and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed
his phone and dialed a number.
His wife listened from under the bed
as he started chatting to someone.
“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then
will join you,” he said.
“As for the other fool, it finally dawned on
her that I was fooling around on her and left.
I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you
and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from
under the bed and stumbled over to read what her
unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see
your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread.”