I had a fight with my Wife

Air Force Approach: “Eagle 13, turn right to 330.”


Eagle 13: “Roger 330.”


App: “Eagle 13, I’ve been working since last night,

Will you do me a favor?”


Eagle 13: “Affirmative.


Go ahead.”


App: “Down below on your right, you’ll

see a base house with yellow roof near the lake.


That is my house.


I had a fight with my Wife, and I’m worried

she might take it out on my Harley.


Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?”


Eagle 13: “Negative sir.


Instead I can see a Ryder’s truck.”