A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant.
In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food.
He says to the waiter, “I’m not paying for this dirty meal,”
and walks out.
The waiter watches the guy go into a whorehouse.
The waiter waits about 10 minutes, bursts through the
door and finds the guy with his face buried in psy.
The waiter says, “You eat psy and complain about
one hair in your spaghetti.”
The man replies, “Yeah, and if I find any spaghetti
in this p**sy, I’m not paying for it either.”