The husband is sitting at the computer,
his wife is standing behind him and says:
Let me go for a moment,
now I’m going to surf the Internet!
But be honest. Do I snatch the sponge
out of your hand when you’re
washing the dishes?!
How is it, dear neighbor, that you belong to
a teetotaler’s club and you return home in such a state?
I am still allowed to, because I have not paid my membership dues.