Wife packing her bags

A man comes home to find his wife packing her

bags and asks her where she’s going.


“To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who

will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free.”


The man started packing his bags.


“Where are you going?” she asked.


“I’m going to Las Vegas with you. I want

to see how you’ll live on $800 a year.”