Three young women are at a cocktail party.
The conversation turns to their husbands.
The first woman, smiling smugly, says,
“My husband is taking me on a romantic break
to the French Riviera for two weeks.”
The second boasts, “Well, my husband
just bought me a brand new Porsche.”
The third shrugs and says, “Well, to be perfectly
honest with you, ladies, we don’t have much money
or many material possessions. However, one thing
I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen
canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis.”
After this, the first woman looks ashamed. “Girls,
I’ve got a confession to make. I was only trying to impress
you. You know that holiday I was telling you about?
Well, it’s not to the French Riviera, it’s to
my parents’ house for two weeks.”
The second one says, “Oh, ladies, I’m just as
bad. It’s not a Porsche he bought me, but
an old, battered Skoda.”
“Well, I also have a confession to make,” said the third.
“Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg.”