I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend

Bartender: “What’s The Matter Buddy?”

Man: “I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend.”

Bartender: “What Did You Do?”

Man: “I Told Her To Get The Hell Out!”

Bartender: “What About Your Friend?”

Man: “I Looked Him Straight In The Eyes And Said ‘Bad Dog!’”