Jack was sitting in an airplane

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new

guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.

“Hey, pal, what’s the matter?” Jack asked
“Oh man… I’ve been transferred to California,” the other guy answered, “there’s crazy

people in California and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate…”

“Hold on,” Jack interrupted, “I’ve lived in California all my life, and it is not as bad as

the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your

kids in a good school and it’s as safe as anywhere in the world.”

The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,

“Oh, thank you. I’ve been worried to death, but if you live there and say it’s OK, I’ll take

your word for it. What do you do for a living?”

“Me?” said Jack, “I’m a tail gunner on a bread truck.”