lady went into the pharmacy

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,

right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

“I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why

in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it

to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed,

“Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s

against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All

kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any

cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her

husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.  The pharmacist looked at the

picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”