Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says “What does a duck say Tommy?” He says”Quack quack Mummy.” His Mum says “Very good Tommy,that’s right.” She says “What does a dog say?”
He says “Woof woof Mummy.” She says “Very good.” She says “What does a cat say?” He says “Meow meow Mummy.” She says “Yes that’s right.” Tommy says
“Let Daddy have a go.” His dad says “Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?” The little lad looks confused and his Dad says “Come on Tommy you know what a cow says
.” Tommy says “Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk
, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could’nt go to the Stag show with him?”