Little April was a sleepy girl, always sleeping in class. One day a teacher came up to her and asked her, “Who created the world?”
Seeing no response from her, Johnny, her classmate came to the rescue and poked a pin in her bottom. April answered, “God Almighty”.
After sometime the teacher asked her again, “Who was the first man?” Johnny poked her again and she replied, “Adam”.
After sometime the teacher came back and asked her, “What did Eve say to Adam when their 3rd child was born?”
As Johnny was about to poke her, April got up and yelled, “If you put that damn thing in my butt again I sear I will break it in half and shove it up your ass.”
The teacher fainted.