Little Johnny is taking a shower 

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,

“Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of

how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast

tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.


Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he

asked his father the same question. His father,

always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny,

those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can

blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” Johnny thinks

that’s neat and asks no more questions.


A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from

work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house

crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”

His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think

Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s

balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”