So a man goes to his psychiatrist because he has the constant urge to put his dick in
the cucumber cutter at work. The psychiatrist tells him the only way to overcome this
is to actually go through with it. So the next day the guy gets home from work early
and his wife asks him why he got home early.
“Well. I got fired for putting my dick in the cucumber cutter” he replied
She quickly took his pants off and saw that he was unscathed. Shocked, she exclaims,
“What happened to the cucumber cutter??”
He replies, “ I think she got fired too”