Man Needed A Horse

A man needed a horse,

so he went to a temple and got one.

Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse.

In order to make the horse go, you say,

“Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.”

So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse.

Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.

Just in time, he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

“Whew,” said the man,

“thank God!”

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