Maria A Devout Catholic

Maria, A Devout Catholic, Got Married And Had 15 Children.

After Her First Husband Died, She Remarried And Had 15 More Children.

A Few Weeks After Her Second Husband Died, Maria Also Passed Away.

At Maria’s Funeral, The Priest Looked Skyward And Said, “At Last,

They’re Finally Together.” Her Sister Sitting In The Front Row Said, “Excuse Me, Father,

Do You Mean She And Her First Husband, Or She

And Her Second Husband?” The Priest

Replied, “I Mean Her Le**.”

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