“My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter,
but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in
the shower when he poked his head in to ask,
“What should I feed Lily for lunch?”
“That’s up to you,” I replied. “There’s all kinds of food.
Why don’t you pretend I’m not home?”
A few minutes later, my cell phone rang.
I answered it to hear my husband saying,
“Yeah, hi, honey. Uh…what should I feed Lily for lunch?””