My wife came in the bathroom

My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower.

I put my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants

on and pulled them up and told her I had to park the

old guy in the right spot.

Now my wife and I have been married for just a bit over

40 years but had dated for 5 years prior to that so this is nothing

new for us. I carry on like this a lot and she never comments.

She just smiles and carries on pretty much ignoring me but today

really surprised me and actually made

a funny remark.

She looked at me and said, “So…that’s where handicap parking

is”, and walked out.

I cracked up. True story.

It happened this morning.