Why Did I Get Divorced?
Well, Last Week Was My Birthday. My Wife Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday. My
Parents Forgot And So Did My Kids.
I Went To Work And Even My Colleagues Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday. As I
Entered My Office,
My Secretary Said, “Happy Birthday, Boss!” I Felt So Special. She Asked Me Out For
Lunch. After Lunch, She Invited Me To Her Apartment.
We Went There And She Said, “Do You Mind If I Go Into The Bedroom For A Minute?”
“Okay,” I Said. She Came Out 5 Minutes Later With A Birthday Cake, My Wife, My
Parents, My Kids, My Friends, & My Colleagues All Yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” While I Was
Waiting On The Sofa… Naked.