My Wife Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday

Why Did I Get Divorced?


Well, Last Week Was My Birthday. My Wife Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday. My

Parents Forgot And So Did My Kids.


I Went To Work And Even My Colleagues Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday. As I

Entered My Office,


My Secretary Said, “Happy Birthday, Boss!” I Felt So Special. She Asked Me Out For

Lunch. After Lunch, She Invited Me To Her Apartment.


We Went There And She Said, “Do You Mind If I Go Into The Bedroom For A Minute?”

“Okay,” I Said. She Came Out 5 Minutes Later With A Birthday Cake, My Wife, My

Parents, My Kids, My Friends, & My Colleagues All Yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” While I Was

Waiting On The Sofa… Naked.