On the first night of their honeymoon

“On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride

about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the

news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After

some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.”

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.” Recoiling, he says,

“Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.”” – Justin Ezzi, Wilmington, California.

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