Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said,
‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom
curtains before making love to your wife!’
‘ Why?’ Paddy asked.
‘ Because,’ said Mick,
‘all the street was sniggering when they
saw you two making love yesterday.’
Mick said,
‘Nosey buggers, well then, the Iaugh’s on
them. I wasn’t home yesterday.’