The boys in the neighborhood each give me a dollar

Honey — where did you get all these $1 bills?
Easy mom! The boys in the neighborhood each give me a dollar every time I climb up

the telephone pole.

Honey! You need to stop that. They aren’t paying you to climb the telephone pole. They just want to see your underwear.

A few weeks pass. Honey – where did you get all these five dollar bills?

Easy mom! You told me they just wanted to see my underwear when I climbed the telephone pole, so I stopped wearing them.