Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really horny
at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love,
but had to get John away for at least one hour.
So they told him to go to the balcony and report
all activities of their neighbours for the next hour.
Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to
be, he did as he was told.
His parents amused themselves, and then came the
formality of the report at 12 PM.
John said “For the past hour, the Wilsons were watching
TV, Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons
were playing carrom together and the
Donalds were having s**.”
His parents were shocked! They asked him
“How do you know that?” He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”