There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest,
a boy scout, and a smartest man in the world.
Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pilot realized
that the engine had exploded so he announced,
“Dear passengers, I am afraid that there is a technical
problem in the engine. The plane is gonna crash. Grab a parachute and jump!”
The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped
off. The smartest man in the world said,
“I need that parachute, the world needs my knowledge”
and so he jumped off.
The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute,
the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”
The boy scout said, “No, what are you talking about?
There are 2 parachutes left.”
“What?” – the priest.
“The smartest man in the world took
my backpack.” – responded the boy scout.